I Am On Vacation!

Hello! My name is Jane Doe.

I live at 111 Easy Street in Anytown, USA 12345.

I will be on vacation to the Bahamas for an entire week.

I will be flying to my destination and will be leaving a day early to sleep over at a hotel close to the airport so I don’t have to travel on the roads so early in the morning.

I can’t wait to get to the Bahamas and have my ass in the water and toes in the sand with a drink in my hand, the ones with the little umbrella. Ahhhh!

Look for pictures posted all over the internet while I’m gone. Please feel free to follow me on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Make sure to share my beautiful pictures with your friends and be sure to tell them to share with their friends also. I know they will be breathtaking and I want the world to see the beauty of the world, of course, all the fun we will be having too! I will keep everyone posted on my whereabouts while I’m enjoying my vacation.

HELLO IDIOTS!!!

I can’t begin to tell you how many times I have read these comments on the internet sites the last few months. Isn’t that just about begging someone to come into your home, while you are gone enjoying your vacation, and steal everything you own? How awful would you feel to come home to an empty house?

I guess there could be worse things happen.

Hope you have a great vacation and when you come home, it’s just how you left it!

Have a great summer!

The Garden Hose

Scientist have conducted an experiment and determined parents should not let their children drink out of a water hose. There seems to be chemicals in the hose and bacteria that can be on the end of the hose where the child would put their mouth.

Really?

I'm wondering if these same scientist have ever swabbed a public drinking fountain?? It might be a little more nasty there rather than the end of a garden hose.

I guess my parents were negligent letting my brothers and I drink from the garden hose.

We also played on a swing set that had lead-base paint, rode our bicycles with no hands, climbed trees, and rode a motorcycle without a helmet!

Wow! Life was sure different back then, but so much easier!